Monday, February 29, 2016

Happy Leap Day!

Dating back to 5th-century Ireland, Leap Day is the only traditionally appropriate day for the girl to propose marriage to the boy. 

Since today is February 29th, and since I look sooooo good in possum fur, I am now popping the question to one of the most powerful men on earth.....Vladimir Putin.

Vladdy-Poo, this flirtatious cat-and-mouse game has gone on long enough between us. It's time to put a ring on my finger. I promise never to interfere with your politics if you promise to build me a castle.

Love,
Tsarina Kelly Belly

(These are photos from our photo shoot out at Williams Ice Runway at 2am.....Putin happened to be walking by as we were shooting and he insisted on photo-bombing every shot).



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